{"id":71,"date":"2008-02-24T13:59:52","date_gmt":"2008-02-24T13:59:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patclements.com\/article.php\/20080223185952399"},"modified":"2008-02-24T13:59:52","modified_gmt":"2008-02-24T13:59:52","slug":"merging-onto-the-interstate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patclements.com\/?p=71","title":{"rendered":"Merging onto the Interstate"},"content":{"rendered":"I'm kinda tired of merging on the Interstate behind people that don't know how to merge.\n\nPeople, the merge lane is also known as the acceleration lane.  That means that if 5 lane wide traffic is coming at 65mph, you need to be at 65mph when you merge.  So get on your accelerator, and freaking GO GO GO!\n\nEvery day on the way home from work, I have to merge onto I24 towards Nashville.  There's someone in front of me EVERY day, merging onto 5 lanes of traffic rolling at 65mph+, and they never merge <a href=\"https:\/\/www.patclements.com\/?p=71\" class=\"more-link\">Keep reading [...]<\/a>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m kinda tired of merging on the Interstate behind people that don&#8217;t know how to merge. People, the merge lane is also known as the acceleration lane. That means that if 5 lane wide traffic is coming at 65mph, you &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.patclements.com\/?p=71\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-71","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog-stuff-on-my-mind"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.patclements.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.patclements.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.patclements.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.patclements.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.patclements.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=71"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.patclements.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.patclements.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=71"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.patclements.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=71"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.patclements.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=71"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}