{"id":69,"date":"2008-02-24T14:12:42","date_gmt":"2008-02-24T14:12:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patclements.com\/article.php\/20080223191242555"},"modified":"2008-02-24T14:12:42","modified_gmt":"2008-02-24T14:12:42","slug":"running-really-sucks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patclements.com\/?p=69","title":{"rendered":"Running Really Sucks"},"content":{"rendered":"Yes, running really sucks.  Thanks to Lisa Wray, I'm signed up for the Country Music Half Marathon.  Upon starting my training, I haven't run a step since 1988, the year I graduated from High School.  Your eyes bounce in their sockets, your brain is bouncing around in their sockets.  Never mind your knees, ankles and back.  When this Ocoee campfire dare is over, I'm never gonna run again.\n\nYou know, an adventure race might be cool.  Trail running\/orienteering, canoeing, rappelling, and mountain biking <a href=\"https:\/\/www.patclements.com\/?p=69\" class=\"more-link\">Keep reading [...]<\/a>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, running really sucks. Thanks to Lisa Wray, I&#8217;m signed up for the Country Music Half Marathon. Upon starting my training, I haven&#8217;t run a step since 1988, the year I graduated from High School. Your eyes bounce in their &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.patclements.com\/?p=69\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-69","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog-stuff-on-my-mind"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.patclements.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.patclements.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.patclements.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.patclements.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.patclements.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=69"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.patclements.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.patclements.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=69"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.patclements.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=69"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.patclements.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=69"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}