{"id":214,"date":"2012-12-02T18:46:47","date_gmt":"2012-12-02T18:46:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patclements.com\/?p=214"},"modified":"2012-12-02T18:46:47","modified_gmt":"2012-12-02T18:46:47","slug":"how-to-discourage-bicyclists-in-your-community","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patclements.com\/?p=214","title":{"rendered":"How to Discourage Bicyclists in Your Community"},"content":{"rendered":"I finally decided it's time, after all the blood sweat and tears at the local, state and national level to turn things around.\u00a0 Are you tired of them adding seconds to your trip?\u00a0 Are you tired of looking at their skinny butts all enjoying themselves, smiling, taking in the world so vigorously?\u00a0 I'm going to explain how to live in a community that's bicycle-free!\n1.\u00a0 Choose a place where no one wants to go.\u00a0 Find some where ugly.\u00a0 Bicyclists usually like beautiful places to ride.\n2.\u00a0 Live <a href=\"https:\/\/www.patclements.com\/?p=214\" class=\"more-link\">Keep reading [...]<\/a>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I finally decided it&#8217;s time, after all the blood sweat and tears at the local, state and national level to turn things around.\u00a0 Are you tired of them adding seconds to your trip?\u00a0 Are you tired of looking at their &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.patclements.com\/?p=214\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,7],"tags":[17],"class_list":["post-214","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-a-better-place","category-bike-advocacy-thoughts","tag-bicycle-advocacy-tennessee-nashville"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.patclements.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/214","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.patclements.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.patclements.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.patclements.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.patclements.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=214"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.patclements.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/214\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":215,"href":"https:\/\/www.patclements.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/214\/revisions\/215"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.patclements.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=214"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.patclements.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=214"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.patclements.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=214"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}